Existence Is Pain Mug
£9.99
On sale

It's a mug. Drink from it. Sip it. Talk to it. Make friends. Have adventures. Live happily ever after.
Will come in a box, make a hand puppet from the box or give it to a child and henceforth give said child an endless possibility of imaginary and whimsical play activities from the endless imagination that can only come from the innocence and awesomeness of a kid.
Enjoy your life with your new mug.